insane thoughts

I think that kids should not be able to vote because then the wrong president would be elected almost every time. Also, then even toddlers would get to vote. Especially since that wouldn’t be very fair since non-American citizens wouldn’t get to vote even though toddlers could vote. Also that would mean that anybody should be able to be elected, right? This would mean that kids could run for president. Then all of the kids would vote for the kid that is running for president, which would be very bad most of the time. This would mean the kid president would have the CIA and the FBI going on frequent raids on Ben & Jerry’s ®©™. Even toddlers would be able to run then. This would mean that the foreign policy would consist of saying ‘googoogaga’ and peeing on the foreign prime minister.