1. Always do what the voice inside of your head tells you to do.
2. Kill anything that gets in your way.
3. Try not to blow TOO much. They deduct from your pay if they have to rebuild the factory you just saved from innumerable odds against aliens and psycho AIs that have infested someone else's armor.
4. Collect bounties
The main object of the game is to go around doing odd jobs for the lowest bidder. In essence, you are a Merc, a bounty hunter, a thug-for-hire (Although you would probably maim anyone stupid enough to mention that last part). You start the scene off talking to an alien named Roz, asking her about the biggest bounty in this star system: Meeko Ghintee. Worth 4,000 Republic Credits, and with no fighting skills to speak of he is an easy target. After being forced into the "Pit" he runs towards his ship only to be gunned down after running out of fuel. He is then taken to a dark room were you meet Count dooku Who assigns you the task of hunting down the Bando Gora lead by a rouge Jedi Padawan.
Then the objective changes to hunting down those with connections to the Bando Gora. After much work and effort you finally track down the Bando Gora and eliminate their leader. After that you are selected to have clones made from his DNA for the clone army, at which point the screen fades off into blackness and the famed star wars theme song plays.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
insane thoughts
I think that kids should not be able to vote because then the wrong president would be elected almost every time. Also, then even toddlers would get to vote. Especially since that wouldn’t be very fair since non-American citizens wouldn’t get to vote even though toddlers could vote. Also that would mean that anybody should be able to be elected, right? This would mean that kids could run for president. Then all of the kids would vote for the kid that is running for president, which would be very bad most of the time. This would mean the kid president would have the CIA and the FBI going on frequent raids on Ben & Jerry’s ®©™. Even toddlers would be able to run then. This would mean that the foreign policy would consist of saying ‘googoogaga’ and peeing on the foreign prime minister.
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